I can't believe I forgot the funniest part of the trip down!
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I lay down on the back seat of the van to take a nap while Josh drives and Micah rides shotgun. I manage to doze off for awhile and am suddenly awoken. I have to pee. Not just maybe have to pee, I mean I have to pee and I have to pee NOW!
Honey?
Yeah babe?
I have to go!
Okay, let me get off and we'll try to find a place.
We exit the highway and stop at the nearest gas station. The parking lot is filled with thugs and people undoubtedly up to no good, but the store is closed. Next we spot a Tacobell / Pizzahut combo. Micah reads the sign aloud.
Monday through Thursday open till 1:00 a.m.
He hops out to check the door and I notice that the clock reads exactly 1:00. It's locked! Josh continues down the street and to the right spots a hospital.
Hey, you can always go to the emergency room!
I think I'm going to have to!
Alright, lets spin this purple missile around!
Josh does a U-turn in the middle of the street and whips the car into the parking lot. He slams on the brakes in front of the hospital entrance. Micah opens the door for me and I jog through the emergency room doors. There to my immediate right, I see it.
THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(and i use it  ) | 
